A Quick Hit of Beautiful Hate: Dancing with the Stars
The only time I ever want to see Ochocinco dance is if he just scored a touchdown, and even then, I'm not too keen on it. This fuckin’ reality show even has other reality TV stars on it now, so where the fuck is the reality in watching some random asshole on two different reality shows? The only other thing I’m going to say about this show is, what the fuck, Buzz Aldrin? For real? What's he gonna do, moonwalk ten steps then have a stroke? That guy’s 80 years old, give me a fucking break.